*Note* (This could be applied to your Mars or Venus Sign as well)
I’m a scorpio..this explains EVERYTHING
This maybe accurate for some, but mine is most definitely inaccurate.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
"The best of summer gone, and the new fall not yet born. That odd uneven time." -sylvia plath
Made a healthified pumpkin spice latte this morning. It turned out even better than the Starbucks version and a whole lot better for you as well.
4 oz very strong coffee
3/4 cup milk of choice
3 tbsp pumpkin purée
1/2 - 1 tbsp sweetener (or 1 packet stevia)
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 tsp pumpkin pie spice
Dash of cinnamon
Stir all ingredients together. Make sure pumpkin purée is mixed in really well so you’re not drinking bits of pumpkin mush in your coffee. You can then either heat it up or leave it cold (after adding the milk the latte will cool down a lot).
i need this