Grandma's Pearl

cake-tea: deadlysupia: nagareboshi-yue: stanlaughingalonewithd...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:53:41 -0400

deadlysupia:

nagareboshi-yue:

stanlaughingalonewithdoctors:

splattersmudge:

When Peter Pan tells you to grow up you’ve surely got a serious problem.

^

DAMN. YOU GO PETER PAN.

GO PETER PAN!

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Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:52:48 -0400

projectunbreakable: Submissions sent in to...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:33:27 -0400

projectunbreakable:

Submissions sent in to projectunbreakablesubmissions@gmail.com.

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Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:07:02 -0400

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:59:23 -0400

ronnieraccoon: seriouslyamerica: New favorite meme: Old...

Mon, 27 May 2013 17:48:33 -0400

ronnieraccoon:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Oh god, thank you for posting this. Everywhere I look I see Boomer-controlled books, magazines, and other media claiming “MILENNIALS ARE TEH WORSEST GENERATION EVAR” simply to reassure the delusional egos of aging yuppies in utter denial that they fucked everything up and the 30-and-unders are the ones that have to deal with the consequences.

I could go on, but once again, I can just bring up George Carlin:

“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it.

They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures.

You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.

And you know something? They’re still counting grams, only now it’s fat grams. And the worst of it is we have to watch the commercials on TV for Levi’s loose-fitting jeans and fat-ass Docker pants because these degenerate, yuppie, Boomer cocksuckers couldn’t keep their hands off the croissants and the Häägen-Dasz and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass Docker pants. Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies… and fuck everyone, now that I think of it.”

George Carlin – 1996

redbloodedamerica: Never forget.

Mon, 27 May 2013 17:45:04 -0400

redbloodedamerica:

Never forget.

Thanks for the reminder.

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:52:28 -0400

Thanks for the reminder.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 23:48:30 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 23:47:51 -0400

caitlincato: djlegz: I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:30:50 -0400

caitlincato:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

This guy is perfect.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 23:26:05 -0400

My life. It’s like my security blanket.

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:20:30 -0400

My life. It’s like my security blanket.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 23:18:49 -0400

fattytofitty: farewellflub: fightblr: danamcdonald: Sound...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:53:49 -0400

fattytofitty:

farewellflub:

fightblr:

danamcdonald:

Sound the alarm bitches! ;)

BEST!!!
I’m dying.

I thought you ought to know.
*faints*

HAHAHAHAHA

this made me laugh SO hard!

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Sat, 25 May 2013 10:01:07 -0400

savedbygraceandchangedbylove: Night blogging at its finest.

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:36 -0400

savedbygraceandchangedbylove:

Night blogging at its finest.

It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:23 -0400

It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world, remembering that first impressions are not always correct. You must always have faith in people.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:05:32 -0400

"Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:03:59 -0400

“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.”

- Kyoko Escamilla (via beatsandbrushes)

That is exactly right
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